[ SECRET POST #2328 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2328 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 098 secrets from Secret Submission Post #333.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

Official advertise your fandom-related comms/events thread.

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Shit Stream 28: LESBIAN NIGHT: Not subtext, TEXT

[insanenoodlyguy]

http://www.livestream.com/kagato23



Who wants to see bad Lesbian Movies! YOU DO YOU DO!

First up... Michael Clarke Duncan wastes his life.This was a 10 minute short turned (unwisely) into a full-length movie. Only released in 45 theaters, it's basically a mature Totally Spies. Only with more miniskirts and a lot more overt lesbianism. There will not be the best plot, but there will be girls kissing!

Then... the movie was called Vampires Vs. Zombies. It was based very, very loosely on the 1872 novel Carmilla. But the studio took one look at it and they realized they had some real shit on their hands. But, as anybody who knows their vampire lirature knows, Carmilla liked the ladies. Which was still in the movie. So, they decided to make that a selling point. Retitled CARMILLA THE LESBIAN VAMPIRE, this was sent out... and it did crappy cause it was still shitty. But it's the kinda shitty we can all enjoy togther!

Sadly I kinda wish I saved that lesbian hetalia non-con porn for this. I'll think of something though.

6pm EST Saturday!

http://www.livestream.com/kagato23

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Official clickables thread.

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[mechanosapience]

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General comments:

[mekkio]

Tumbleweeds

Lots of tumbleweeds...

Hey, open saloon, folks. What are you havin'?

[(Anonymous)]

is it just me or was the secret post early?

[(Anonymous)]

Can someone give me advice? Because I've made a fanmix and I want to post it on my Tumblr but one person I know IRL follows me on there and I don't want her to see it (chances are she would miss it anyways or think I reblogged it from somewhere) because I'm scared she'll tell other IRL people that secretly on my Tumblr I make fanmixes for video games.

[(Anonymous)]

im sort of sad that my secret wasnt posted today and then i realised i am sad because i was waiting for a secret post on the internet to validate something about myself

Let me spread some pointless Ian Richardson love

[dreemyweird]

The way he smiles makes me flail. And I immediately start smiling back so hard my cheeks ache :D My RL friends would undoubtedly assume that I have a crush on him, but I don't (in fact, I'm an asexual aromantic) - more of a friendship-crush, perhaps. He seems to have been an awesome person overall.



Yeah, sorry. That was fairly pointless.

OBLIGATORY EUROVISION THREAD

[straycatblues]

F!S,let us bask in the cheesiness that is Eurovision.

Ugly. Or something.

[(Anonymous)]

I overheard this girl at school telling this guy that she thought I was really ugly and now I'm depressed as fuck about it. Thing is, I always thought I was rather pretty. Not beautiful or anything, and kind of chubby, but not *ugly*.

I know I should be thinking something along the lines of "fuck 'em", but this has been really niggling at me, and now I can't even look at myself in the mirror without picking apart my appearance.

Ugh, I hate being so self-conscious.

Weight loss...

[(Anonymous)]

So a long time ago I posted anonymously in a secret thread about weight loss that I wanted to lose weight. And... I did. I joined SparkPeople, watched my calories and exercised, and I lost 38 lbs. and am down to 125. (I'm 5'3")

Now I'm just afraid I'll gain it back because I keep hearing everybody does. Though I'm trying to keep counting calories for now at least, and definitely to keep exercising.

Too boss to die

[insanenoodlyguy]

Today an ant with balls of steel (i'm aware it was a female drone. But balls it had) climbed right up my arm. When I went to swat it, dodged like a motherfucker 4 successful times. This thing was FAST.

When I got it between my fingers, I realized... this Ant was too goddamn boss to die. It is deposited outside, where it presumably has gone on to conquer its hive.

Stories of insects/whatever that ultimately proved to have earned your respect too much to die?