[ SECRET POST #2967 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2967 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 034 secrets from Secret Submission Post #424.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets (also too big anyway) ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO images bigger than 600x600 in either direction (banners, et cetera).
2. ONE POST PER USER under this thread.
3. What IS allowed: roleplay advertisements, fandom comms, fandom events, things like that.
4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

[blessez_moi]

I asked Noodles to type this for me because he’s good at this, but the idea was mine plus in the horrible spirit of this stream, It ok tho he has a black girlfriend!


Black History month! We need a stream that reflects that! … and the week after this you’ll get it! But this stream is going to kinda… be the opposite. Movies that are downright awful if not insulting. Starring people we hope were paid very very well for the trouble (note: They weren’t. Not enough. Not damn near enough)



First on the line. Richard Pryor is going to be bought to be the plaything of a young rich white kid and… seriously how the fuck did this thing get approved anytime after 1960. Yet another unneeded import of a European film but now with a black person added into a highly inappropriate roll THE TOY.



Then a movie which got Roger Eberts rare “Zero Star” rating. With quite possibly it’s only redeeming value being an inspiration for Django Unchained’s creation, this 1975 shitpile is about White Men dehumanizing, raping and exploiting Black Women, while dehumanizing, murdering and exploiting Black Men. The White men are protagonists. Prepare to go “Holy shit, wasn’t this racist even for the 1970’s? (It was)



Then, to add some levity to the night’s proceedings after that godawful mess, you remember the movie “Shampoo”? Where Warren Beaty does hair and does his customers even better? You know what this movie needed? A Blaxploitation cover! BLACK SHAMPOO (That is what they named it, yes)! And since Romance isn’t bad ass enough, when this Sex Machine isn’t with the ladies, he’s a murder machine to those who cross him! (The mob, in this case).



Usual time of 6pm Saturday EST, on Noodles stream!



www.livestream.com/kagato23

[fscom]

Official clickables thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO huge images or columns of images that require scrolling, please.
2. ONE POST PER USER under in this thread.
3. If you're going to post, try to at least help the others.

[manzana]

[spacebabie]

[fscom]

General comments:

(If the thread contains triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

are you offended?

[(Anonymous)]

Tech Help

[(Anonymous)]

Where do you go for tech advice online?

What sites do you trust for fandom stuff (downloading, extensions, saviors -- whatever)?
Where do you go to check for issues with the thing you want to download?

What are your horror stories?

Notes to Self

[philstar22]

What thing do you really want to tell yourself today?


I want to tell myself to stop looking at your fic on AO3. 5 Kudos out of 107 hits is not bad per say for a kinky, porny fic for a rare pairing. So stop depressing yourself by looking.

Your guilty pleasure media of choice

[(Anonymous)]

What are your guilty pleasure movies, books, cartoons, music - you name it?
The things you know are objectively awful but you just can't help but love? The things you make an exception for in a genre you generally hate? The things that are "supposed" to just get liked ~ironically~ which you totally unironically adore?

Sexy songs

[(Anonymous)]

What do you listen to that gets you in the mood to do it? Any song names and artists you can rec.

/Ineedmoresexsongs

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by the conversation below, what anatomical terms do you prefer to see in your porn? What terms do you hate?

I need romance help (for Dragon Age) and some more

[kallanda_lee]

And preferably with not too many spoilers.

So, playing DA:O and DA2 I sort of instinctively went for certain characters, and turns out my type is apparently bisexual elves, so there's that...

But I'm playing inquisition and, none of the characters are really clicking for me, so I'm hoping you guys can give suggestions.

I'm playing female human, so I think my options are Blackwall, Cullen, Iron Bull, and Sera (who is not yet in my party). None of them is really super my type, so I need to go a bit by personality.

My fav romance I did was Zevran (though I dmit not doing them all). I also enjoyed Alistair and Fenris. I thought I'd enjoy Anders, but aborted the romance as he became more of a zealot (not a fan there).

So, who should I date, FS?

Cullen is probably closest to my type, though I'm NOT a fan of templars in general.
Blackwall seems sort of bland so far, and I'm not a beard gal.
Iron bull seems fun in banter so far, but that's about it.

Eh...so I dunno.

Also, I sort of have to decide now whether to side with Fiona and the mages, or the templars. Institutionally I'd say mages, but really I feel the're both assholes in this.
Suggestions?

Grinchy, judgmental secrets

[(Anonymous)]

Let your secret, inner judgy Grinch out, fs.

Searching Thread

[(Anonymous)]

Because I need to find something so others might need to as well. Searching thread for ANYTHING! Movies, books, genres, fics, a new coffee mug, whatever. Change the subject line! It helps!

Fibromyalgia

[(Anonymous)]

Does anyone here have it, and can tell me what it's like?
I'm always sore (especially around the neck, arms, and back) and am constantly fatigued. I think I might have it, but I also don't think I fit the symptoms exactly. I was wondering if hearing personal experiences of it might give me a better idea of what having it is like.

Help with making and submitting secrets

[(Anonymous)]

Let's pretend I'm a baby twelve-year-old with a crappy computer and no idea how to make or post graphics. What advice would you have for creating secrets that, if not aesthetically pleasing, at least aren't eye-bleedingly terrible? Also, where do you actually host the images you submit?

Links for a depressed anon?

[(Anonymous)]

I just had the crappiest day (academia SUCKS!) on top of my regular depression, and I really need something to cheer me up.

What are your go to songs, videos, websites, etc. that you go to when you need a little pick me up?

Based on #6

[kaijinscendre]

What are some actors/actresses you only find attractive in certain roles?

My big one has always been David Boreanaz. My sister loved him in BTVS/Angel but I thought he was ugly as hell. It wasn't until Bones that I saw his appeal. I think his Angel character was too pale plus the way he hunched made his head look enormous.

Possibly the poster child for this is Benedict Cumberbatch. I ONLY find him attractive as Sherlock. Anything else I have seen him in is a no go.

What about you?

LEAVE TUMBLR ALONE!!

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

im in bed and its so warm and comfy mmmmmm

[fscom]

Games thread!

[(Anonymous)]

The word "bitch" offends me considerably more as a gendered insult than "cunt" does. Despite that "cunt" is an anatomical reference, I've usually heard it used in more generic ways than "bitch," which seems more often to attack different kinds of behavior depending on the gender of the subject.

I don't know. Maybe it's just the ways I personally have heard each used. Anyone else agree? Am I just crazy? I don't know where else to ask something like this.

[(Anonymous)]

I was going to post something about this.

Should I feel amazed or predictable?

[(Anonymous)]

Cunt is like dick or asshole, it's a rude obnoxious stupid person of whatever gender. Or maybe just a friend, if you're in Australia lol

Bitch feels far more gendered in that it's associated with "weakness" "passive aggression" "backstabbing" "incisive" and "female"