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F!S Anon Meme (the Seventh, and now on DW!)

Secrets, rants, opinions, anything you want to say about your fandom or a fandom or fandom in general, do it here! Anonymously, of course. Get it all off your chest.

Some ground rules:
1. Going anon is encouraged but not absolutely required (for those who struggle with captchas and stuff).
2. No autoplaying/autolooping embeds, or embeds that cover/stretch the screen.
3. No dropping personal info or IRL contact info, etc.

That's about it, though!

I'll be linking some general/general-fandom threads I see so people don't repost new threads with the same stuff.

Unpopular Ships
Obligatory Masturbation Thread
Fandoms you wish existed
How old are you?
What series have you always meant to watch/read/play/etc. but have never?
Time and location
Female-centric works
How do you feel about Tumblr?
Pet thread
Guilty pleasure thread
Favorite old shows
First fandom?

Comments

captcha

[(Anonymous)]

Captcha asked me three times already "is ice hot or cold?" today. I'm tempted to answer "hot" if it happens a fourth time, just to see what happens.

Re: captcha

[(Anonymous)]

duuuuuuuuuu eeeeeeeeeeeeeet

That Guy With Glasses videos replace music for me

[(Anonymous)]

I read awhile back where people watch/listen to TGWTG vids as bedtime noise. I do that too, but I wanted to know what vids people watch/listen to? I can only snooze to Nostalgia Critic/Doug Walker vids. I also found YouTube vids where people line up a lot of his videos together into one, for example, there's a 3+ hours video of Disneycember, and those are super helpful when I have a difficult time falling asleep.

PS. I watch a lot of TGWTG videos when I'm doing tasks. Earlier today, I was making cupcakes and watching Todd in the Shadows' One Hit Wonder videos.

Re: That Guy With Glasses videos replace music for me

[(Anonymous)]

Oh man, I go to sleep listening to weird stuff. I watch the two TGWTG reviewers I like (Todd in the Shadows and Nostalgia Chick) while doing other stuff.

I mostly listen to podcasts, but lately I've been listening to video game reviews.

Humanization

[(Anonymous)]

In my fandom there really aren't many humans about, so in a lot of cases people write humanizations. I really want to get into them, but for some reason they really don't click with me at all.

Re: Humanization

[(Anonymous)]

Transformers, I guess.

i'm no kitty cat

[(Anonymous)]

but i'm thinking of getting one

right now the question is moot because i'm not in the right place to own one but in about a year i'll be seriously thinking about looking for one

it'll be my first cat (we're a dog family) and i have no idea how to cat. based on what my friend is telling me i should get a 3-year-old female shorthair.

if i do get a cat i'm naming it catmeat. 5 internet points to anyone who gets the joke

Re: i'm no kitty cat

[(Anonymous)]

I want a dog... but I live in a small studio which would be really unfair to the poor dog. Not to mention there's a no dogs allowed here anyway.

[(Anonymous)]

Dear random Tumblrite,

When I was young like you, we didn't have social media to interact with the very people we fangirl and squee over. I don't begrudge you for opening that channel of communication with the comedian you and I both love and adore.

But for fuck's sake, can you NOT ask him whether he reads fanfiction about himself?

Dying of second-hand embarrassment,

anon

[(Anonymous)]

oh fuck when people do this.... UGH

TROLLOMETER

[(Anonymous)]

Trollometer amuses me. Fuck the haters.

Re: TROLLOMETER

[(Anonymous)]

Trollometer annoys me. Fuck the lovers.

How many blogs do you have?

[(Anonymous)]

LJ, DW, Tumblr, Twitter, Plurk, and whatever else is out there

Re: How many blogs do you have?

[(Anonymous)]

Five, but two of them are mirrors and two of them haven't been updated in years.

TMI thread

[(Anonymous)]

Tell me something TMI.

Re: TMI thread

[(Anonymous)]

I feel slightly guilty about masturbating. I blame my Catholic upbringing.

Does that count as TMI?

Secrets Randomly Posted?

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think this is true.

Basically every single secret I've posted has been posted in order, and generally very close to date one would expect.

And this isn't a small selection, we're talking 120+ secrets, so random chance almost certainly wouldn't really come out that way.

Makes me curious why this would be the case though, I mean surely it would take about two minutes to find a programme to just randomly generate the order - you'd just need to strip out the trigger warning and spoilered images.

Re: Secrets Randomly Posted?

[(Anonymous)]

Why should the secrets be randomly posted? I kind of like knowing around what day I should expect my secret based on when I submit it.

[(Anonymous)]

People who insist that bottom!Sam is amazing and everything else is completely OOC baffle me. I mean, wut? Sam is incredibly dominant in bed, as we've seen, and Dean is submissive to WOMEN, so how would he with the toppy bastard that is Sam Winchester?

I lovelovelove bottom!Dean, but I can't read bottom!Sam usually. I can write it, and sometimes a fic has been so amazing I don't even care that it has bottom!Sam, but in general it's something I avoid.

People can like whatever they want, including bottom!Sam, but I hate when they insist that bottom!Dean is OOC, because I don't think so.

(To clarify, I don't mean just the sexual positions, I also mean the attitude in general. Like, Dean in bed is, in my mind is more submissive than Sam in bed. And Sam is a toppy topping top.)

[(Anonymous)]

I'm with you. To me, top!Sam and bottom!Dean are pretty much canon. Well, not that we really know for sure how they'd be with each other (or any other guys for that matter), but it seems logical given that we've seen how they are with women.

[(Anonymous)]

Real gay men switch

[(Anonymous)]

1. Not necessarily. Some people just have preferences

2. Not all gay men like anal sex

3. Starting out a comment with "REAL gay men ____" automatically makes me hate you. You be trollin?

Fat fans

[(Anonymous)]

Ngl,

I feel smugly superior to them.

Even tho I know I've done like no work to maintain my figure, and just lucked out with a good metabolism/height, and with the level I eat it terrifies me that this might catch up with me.

Srry, I can't help it, but I'd never bring it up to someone unless they were being a bitch.

Re: Fat fans

[(Anonymous)]

I look forward to the day you get fat. I know I won't be there to witness it, but it'll happen. :)

[(Anonymous)]

This is really dickish of me but I get a nice feeling of schadenfreude when I see someone complaining about how there's no fanwork for their ship. Especially when it's a canon het ship.

[(Anonymous)]

Though I don't have a canon het ship (there are no canon ships in my fandom), you could just hang around me I suppose. I ship a lot of things nobody in my fandom seems to have an interest in. oh well

What's so wrong with good guys?

[(Anonymous)]

In one of my fandoms there's a triangle between the main female character, a "bad boy" and a "nice guy" (an actual nice guy, not a Nice Guy). I prefer her with the nice guy, but I've yet to come across a single other person that does. The general consensus seems to be that the nice guy is "boring" and the bad boy is cuter, anyway. I think the bad boy is an asshole, and find nothing about him attractive. Apparently I'm doing it wrong.

Re: What's so wrong with good guys?

[(Anonymous)]

When it comes to canon, I always facepalm when the girl chooses the bad boy over the nice guy. It rings of a stupid female protagonist, which I can't stand.

[(Anonymous)]

So, the real reason I'm wary of meeting my fandom friends IRL? I've tried and they did judge me for my appearance.

[(Anonymous)]

do you have tentacles growing out of your face or something?

Fandom is an insensitive bunch of assholes sometimes.

[(Anonymous)]

I can't read fic of my OTP.

It's out there, and I'd love to read it! But one of the characters is disabled, and people are insensitive as hell about it. It's almost impossible to find fic that doesn't go on at length about how fragile he is, how he shouldn't have sex because the risk of injury is too great, how he could shatter his pelvis through even the most careful sex -

And of course pointing out how disgusting this is gets you jumped on for being a SJW and oversensitive.

And writing fic without these problems gets you jumped on for not understanding how fragile and breakable the character is!

I'm fucking sick of it.

Re: Fandom is an insensitive bunch of assholes sometimes.

[(Anonymous)]

What fandom/disability?

Looking for a GIF

[(Anonymous)]

Does anyone have a GIF (preferably not watermarked or over-saturated) of that one scene from Hawaii Five-0 where Danny draws a heart in the air? From the episode where he and Steve go hiking? I've been looking but can't find one, but then again I'm not on Tumblr -- where most GIFs seem to originate from -- so maybe I'm just missing it. Thanks in advance!

Re: Looking for a GIF

[(Anonymous)]

Will any of these do? They all have Global in the corner, but I haven't found one yet without that.

http://i54.tinypic.com/2mnoitv.gif
http://i45.tinypic.com/nybj7n.gif
http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af244/FiercelyNormal/H50/I-love-you.gif

If they're not what you're looking for, I recommend just hitting bing images or google images for "danny hearts steve h50 gif" or "danny loves steve h50 gif" or anything similar. You'll get a bunch of different ones come up.

Sometimes you have to do it yourself, though, even the screencapping. I suck at making gifs, but I've resorted to that a few times. I dislike tumblr gifs in general because the file size has to be small to post there. It was a lot easier to find good quality gifs before tumblr became to go to place to find/stash them.

BUTTHOLE

[(Anonymous)]

So I'm currently writing a rimming fic right now. What other words can I use to describe the anus? Asshole/anus/butthole just sounds hilarious to me idk.

Re: BUTTHOLE

[(Anonymous)]

ENTRANCE

MAN PUSSY

CANDY RING

EXCREMENT ORIFICE

I'm hungry

[(Anonymous)]

So tell me FS, what's the menu du jour?

Re: I'm hungry

[(Anonymous)]

plein air

SPIRIT ANIMAL

[(Anonymous)]

What's your spirit animal f!s?

Mine is personally a beaver because they don't give a damn

Re: SPIRIT ANIMAL

[(Anonymous)]

Red fox

Fave F!S Members

[(Anonymous)]

Tell mee

Re: Fave F!S Members

[(Anonymous)]

myself

[(Anonymous)]

My personal fandom is called Full Flame Alchemist. The Elric Brothers are prancing somewhere far far away in the background and it mainly focuses on the Roy-Tachi going on with their lives, doing their job, trying not to get killed and (un)tangling themselves in co-workers romances.

[(Anonymous)]

are you the person who submitted that FMA secret?

Demisexual

[(Anonymous)]

Real or just an excuse to be a hispter fuck?

Re: Demisexual

[(Anonymous)]

You know what

What the fuck does hipster even mean anymore?

Does it mean trying to be cool?
Does it mean being upper-middle class and acting like you're poor?
Does it mean wearing shitty clothes and liking vintage shit?

I hate this fucking term.

Comics fans!

[(Anonymous)]

Any fans of comics here? Good series anyone's reading at the moment? Favorite heroes/characters? OTPs? Marvel or DC fan, and why? Or just not into superhero comics in general?


I'm usually a stringent DC fan, but I've currently been loving the heck out of Kieron Gillen's run on Thor and Journey into Mystery. Now I'm looking forward to reading more Marvel.(As well as throwing aside those silly comics universe/company biases I had.)

Re: Comics fans!

[(Anonymous)]

I mostly read superhero comics, primarily in DC or Marvel. Most of the titles on my pull list right now are DC, but most of the titles I'm thinking about are DC, so make of that what you will.

The comic I most look forward to every month though is Saga. I'm also really looking forward to the Sandman prequels next year -- Sandman was my the first comic I ever read. **sniff, wipes tear from eye**

Blockbuster Buster

[(Anonymous)]

I actually really like him. He's my third favorite reviewer, under the Critic and Todd.

Though... his Episode One review is horrible.

Re: Blockbuster Buster

[(Anonymous)]

Of the videos I've seen of his, I like him as well. He's not a favorite, but he can be pretty funny and you can see he loves what he does. I'm not Hispanic/Latino but I live in a place where the Hispanic community is rather large and I knew SO MANY guys who were a lot like El Lover, so I LMAO when El Lover is on.