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⌈ Secret Post #2208 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 06 pages, 121 secrets from Secret Submission Post #316.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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Official clickables thread.

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General comments:

FIRST

[(Anonymous)]

Ahahaha, I had to. Sorry. Continue with your day.

What song are you listening to right now?

[(Anonymous)]

"In Trance" - Scorpions

What do you do after posting a new fic/new chapter?

[(Anonymous)]

I often try to make my fic posts late in the evening so I can just wind down and fall asleep afterwards. (My fandoms are all small enough that I don't have to worry about them getting buried before the next time people show up to read stuff). I sometimes just curl up and go quiet for a few minutes to 'let it go', or take a walk, or even pray (as a sort of 'thank $deity i finished that damned thing'). I used to feel pretty anxious until feedback rolled in (or failed to) but I've got calmer about it over the years and in most cases I don't feel fretful any more.

Do you guys have any post-uploading habits like that?

[frankfurter]

it's Saturday and I... ..... I got shit done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!1!!

f!s, how have you been productive today :DDD

gaaaaaaaah

[(Anonymous)]

So my stupid annoying college has put a hold on my transcript / enrollment details, because it says that I didn't conduct a student loan exit interview (I totally did). And so now this background check I'm doing for a job won't go through, and I have to call them up and sort it out.

And despite the fact that I know it shouldn't be too much of a bother to sort it out - I'll call them, I'll insist that I did the interview, I'll read some information and maybe fill out a couple forms online - I'm still way too anxious about it. I'm already pretty nervous about the job (just because it's my first real job and I'm anxious about the whole thing) and now I'm just freaking out about how somehow this is going to take too long to get sorted out and the job is going to say that I fucked everything up and it's my fault and clearly I'm an irresponsible drunken lout and they don't want me to work for them anymore and then everything is going to be terrible.

So uh yeah! Stupid college trying to screw me over. Sorry, just wanted to vent about this whole thing somewhere. /rant

My Little Pony new episode-SPOILERS.

[(Anonymous)]

Yep. If you read past this point and get spoiled, it's your fault. Fair warning!


I don't know how I feel about it. Discord becoming good was a little eh for me. It's starting to feel like the elements of harmony aren't that important anymore. They whip them out so often, I don't see the point. The only villain they have left is the Queen/changelings. They final episode title hasn't bee released, but since it's only one episode I'm going to assume it's not as big as the other ending(s) so far.

Shit Stream 22: Smutty

[insanenoodlyguy]

Tommorow at 6pm est! (not today)

We look at the sequel to smutt with the admittedly deliberately campy SHOWGIRLS 2 (showgirls 1, which we showed, was x for a reason. But had less hotdog oral then this movie)

Then, rated x originally for violence MANIAC COP III. Undead voodoo cops!

THEN REAL SMUT

Sylvester Stallone was in a horrible softcore porn. Originally known as "party at kitty and studs" and later Italian stallion when rocky made it big, Stallone can't act and can't beat a woman and can't fuck in this slop. It's perfect.

THEN LESBIAN HETALIA (not actually hetalia related). Russia molests germany. The rest of the world isn't having that. The hypocritical price for rape? GANG RAPE.

Be here!

Students loans

[(Anonymous)]

For people who owe student loans, how much do you owe? I have like 25k as of now shit sucks man.

Re: Students loans

[dethtoll]

I do not envy you. I actually got an inheritance from my aunt who died Christmas 1999, but I wasn't to get it until I turned 30. So for 13 years my dad was the caretaker of that money -- real bright idea -- and when I finally did turn 30, well...

I have to pay off my own student loans rather than use my inheritance. Thanks dad.

A question for fandom

[(Anonymous)]

I told someone today that interspecies hateship mpreg is "downright vanilla". By your standards, was I right?

Re: A question for fandom

[(Anonymous)]

Pretty much, yeah, it's weird but it's a kind of standard weird, you know? Like, it's a given that in scifi fandoms like Star Trek, there are people who ship m/m humans/nonhumans or nonhumans/other nonhumans and hatesex is a thing anyway and people like mpreg so interspecies hateship mpreg happen.

But it's not vanilla when it's humans/animals or nonhuman sentient beings/animals. So something like that Glee anal worm breeding fic people mentioned last time is not vanilla at all.

[(Anonymous)]

I drunkenly admitted to my friend the other day that I had a crush on her boyfriend. I went back today to apologize and she was all "I don't mind, I know you'd never do anything." I mean, she's right, and I'm glad she trusts me, but...she's not even the least little bit paranoid? Have I been watching too many teen dramas, or is this as unusual as I think it is? It's not like we've been friends forever or anything, I've only known her about half a year...

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe it's not so much that she trusts you, but because A) a crush doesn't make you an asshole, and B) she wouldn't have trouble cutting you off as a friend if you did try something, because she's not super-attached to you in the first place. Only her boyfriend giving you the time of day would be a problem.

I am freaked out, FS!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm housesitting for my parents, and I think their house is haunted. :/ My family are the only ones who've ever lived here and no one's died in the house, but I think there's a ghost. :P

I was sitting at the living room table messing around online, and suddenly the wi-fi went out. Not that odd, but then like two seconds later I heard beeping and some sort of noise that I thought was the heat kicking on. I didn't think much of the beeping because my mom had told me a couple weeks ago that something makes a beeping noise somewhere in the house at random times and they haven't been able to figure it out. It kept on, though, so I got up to investigate. I walked over near the staircase to the basement, and the beeping got louder, so I reluctantly went downstairs to check it out. The washing machine had somehow turned itself on, was full of water, and was beeping loudly. I didn't want to open it because it would flood the laundry room so I just turned it off, at that point afraid someone was in the house and had for whatever reason turned it on.

Forgetting all the horror movies I've ever seen, I went to explore the rest of the basement. I didn't find anyone, but I felt seriously creeped out (I've been afraid of the basement since I was a kid for some inexplicable reason; it's finished and carpeted and brightly lit so it's not like it's some scary, dark, dungeon-like place or something) and came back upstairs and shut the door to the basement.

Decided to call my mom (my parents are on the west coast and I'm on the east so it was only 11:30 there at the time and I figured there was a chance they were still up) for some reason (I guess just to inform her that there's a ghost in their house? IDK) and my phone had turned itself off. I got it turned back on and called my mom, who told me how to drain the washer, and talked to her for awhile about how their trip was going then finally hung up so they could go to bed.

After that I came back out to the dining room and closed the shade (there's a window right next to the table I'm sitting at and the idea of an open window and dark backyard where I can't see anything but someone could be watching me freaked me out) and since then I've heard several weird noises. I went upstairs to check out one of them to see if it was the cat, but she wasn't up there, and while I was upstairs, I heard a noise from the computer downstairs even though I didn't have anything open that would make noise. I finally found the cat in the TV room off the dining room but she was sitting completely still in the middle of the room and I'm pretty sure she wasn't the cause of the noises.

I also housesat here last fall and (while I was watching the Home Invasion episode of American Horror Story of all things) a bunch of teenagers attempted to break in. D:

The noises have calmed down somewhat while I was been typing this, but they're still there and...yeah. I'm freaked out. I'm half tempted to get the hell out of this creepy house and drive home even though it's the middle of the night.

Re: I am freaked out, FS!

[(Anonymous)]

As someone who is uniformly terrified of big, empty houses acting strangely, I wouldn't blame you if you fled. I'd've been outtie the second I drained the possessed washer. One thing you could try to do, though, is keep the cat in sight. Animals are sensitive to strange shit whether natural or otherwise, especially if it's potentially dangerous to them, so if she's completely mellow then that means you're probably fine.