[ SECRET POST #2950 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2950 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 065 secrets from Secret Submission Post #422.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

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[insanenoodlyguy]

The new fantastic four trailer is out! It... doesn't look horrible. Though it's also not great. Based on everything we've heard, the movie is going to suck... I am in fact convinced it will suck. As additional evidence other then my infailable sense of these things there is also ALL THE OTHER FANTASTIC FOUR MOVIES THESE PEOPLE MADE. Lets remind everybody!

First, we are gonna go full corny. I was going to do shaq, but people want the original, literally made as a placeholder (but nobody working on it knew that) ROGER CORMAN FF! At least the people working on the new one know it's a placeholder to keep the rights! Poor Roger.



Look at that dissapointing Crotch bulge. Chris Evan's you ain't pal. At least Reed is giving us something to look at.

Then, we get to see Fox fuck it up with a much bigger budget! FANTASTIC FOUR!

Then it gets even worse with supervillian Deathcloud vs Not-Super-Skrull in FANTASTIC FOUR 2! (With Rifftrax!)

Finally: I fucked up. I promised FF parody porn. You know wht? I misremembered. It was never made They made avengers, spider man, iron man, thor... BUT NO FF. There is a FF scene in the she-hulk porn which is apparently what I remembered. So I guess I'll show that? Sorry guys. Oh, but I did find a horrible CGI porn I can show!

Also should we do FF1 as rifftrax as well? Let me know here!

http://strawpoll.me/3531348

The stream will be 6pm EST tomorrow, here!

http://www.livestream.com/kagato23

*tilts head*

[raspberryrain]

What did they do with the lighting to get that effect?

They somehow washed out both Johnny's crotch and his face.

[(Anonymous)]

Johnny may be a grower, not a shower, but hey, we get Sue's camel-toe to make up for it?

[raspberryrain]

You mean today, right? You said 'tomorrow' yesterday.

THIS IS TODAY

[insanenoodlyguy]

not tomorrow. Today! This is what I get for copy pasting the old message instead of a straight rewrite.

[morieris]

At first I was like "When did Sasquatch become a member of the Fantastic Four??"

[fscom]

Official clickables thread.

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[manzana]

[lexicalcrow]

[fscom]

General comments:

(If the thread contains triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

PWP

[(Anonymous)]

How do you define PWP fics?

Like where's the line that makes you say this is a PWP and that is a fic in which the sex is the plot? Can "just" sex be plot e.g. when it's used as a means to showcase something else?

Do you draw the line at a certain word count or can a PWP have 5k words and more?

I really love cracked.com for doing this

[(Anonymous)]

They had a great article by a man who was raped by a woman and the bizarre and awful realities than ensue. (They've also had TONS of really great articles lately…it's becoming better to me than a lot of "hard" news sites).

Something they did that I loved, though, was that at the end of that article, I notice there's no comments section and but there is this:

"We've disabled the comments for this particular article. If that really pisses you off, you're probably why."

That's goddamn beautiful.

how liberal is fs?

[(Anonymous)]

since we got compared to fox news yesterday, lol

Agent Carter...

[(Anonymous)]

It's been over a week and abc.com still won't let me watch Episode 4. :(

Does anyone know why?

I really, really want to see it. It looks like Howard's back and I'm dying to know what happens.

Monster Hunter Ultimate 4 demo

[cloud_riven]

Totally forgot I had a spare 3DS code to share. If anyone here wants to use it, just let me know so I can pm/email it.

"Woman Up"

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh. Brilliant, brilliant film with just that one terrible bit.

Fuck you Fandom secrets.

[(Anonymous)]

I was on the metro today and all I could see was men and women manspreading. You've fucking ruined me F!S

I...regret...everything

[kaijinscendre]

I just woke up from a nap. And just like every time I nap, I regret it. I wake up feeling worse than before. And I know you are saying, "Well, why nap?" Well, my brain may be saying, "Don't do it!" but my body is saying, "Sleep this time. I swear you will feel great afterwards!ಠ‿ಠ"

Also, I am probably going to get my once a month takeout tonight. I'll end up with a stomachache but it is totally worth it for a Braum's burger.

What are some things you always regret afterwards but you continue to do?

A brief rant on American politics

[feotakahari]

http://www.politifact.com/texas/statements/2015/jan/30/ted-cruz/ted-cruz-says-top-1-percent-earn-more-national-inc/

[Senator Ted] Cruz said the country’s rich and powerful "have gotten fat and happy" on Obama’s watch. "Today the top 1 percent earn a higher share of our national income than any year since 1928," Cruz said . . .

By email, Cruz spokesman Phil Novack indicated Cruz does not agree with Obama, who said in his speech he wants to reduce the top 1 percent’s after-tax income. Novack said Cruz, rather than increase taxes on the wealthy, believes the only way to "jumpstart the economy is by championing pro-growth policies like energy development and a flatter, simpler tax structure."

Complete contradiction, or certainty that his constituents don't know what a flat tax is?

new neighbors

[shortysc22]

So my new neighbors are finally moving in and I have no idea how to feel about this. I was so young the last time got new neighbors that didn't really bother me, but now I just hope they kind of just keep to themselves and don't cause any trouble.

At this point, if they tried to pull any trouble with us we know most of the cops in town so it's a moot point on that side of things, but still.

I feel super territorial right now.

What is a blood orphan?

[(Anonymous)]

Is it when orphans are procured through brutal, inhumane, and near-slave-like labor conditions?

All the extinct varieties of sloth were monsters

[(Anonymous)]

Gigantic terrifying monsters. I can't believe these things were existing. I would run from them.

Harry potter fic finder comm

[(Anonymous)]

Does anyone know of any Harry Potter fic finder communities that are NOT pairing specific but are active? Also, ones that allow for the search of general recs (the two I found were only for specific fics).

[fscom]

Games thread!