[ SECRET POST #3370 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3370 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 070 secrets from Secret Submission Post #482.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO images bigger than 600x600 in either direction (banners, et cetera).
2. ONE POST PER USER under this thread.
3. What IS allowed: roleplay advertisements, fandom comms, fandom events, things like that.
4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

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Official clickables thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO huge images or columns of images that require scrolling, please.
2. ONE POST PER USER under in this thread.
3. If you're going to post, try to at least help the others.

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General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

Confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

obligatory uncreative thread for today

Little movie/show scenes you love

[(Anonymous)]

Not those huge important awesome scenes or ideas that gets a lot of focus or makes a big difference to the plot, but the little things: a minor glossed-over scene, a scene that's meant to be practical/exposition but actually is very thought-provoking, or a background event, or a particular element of a larger scene, or someone's facial expression/body language during a scene. That sort of thing.

And of course, explain why you love it so much!

would you ever delete all your social media accounts?

[(Anonymous)]

i've been thinking about deleting them all lately since i waste too much time on it and i need to focus on rl. idk if i should announce im deleting all my accounts or just do it without any notice? i feel like if i announce it then my internet friends would try to convince me to stay

Dystopian

[(Anonymous)]

Favorites? Thoughts on the genre. How would your dystopian future look like? Logistics?

Thread for anything dystopian.

Jane Austen Thread

[(Anonymous)]

Let's talk Austen and her works!

Jumping back into fandom

[(Anonymous)]

Probably overthinking it, but I've been out of the fandom game for a while and I'm not really sure where to jump back in. I do some fanart, but dA and the oekaki scene seems pretty dead and I haven't had much luck on tumblr even though I'm tagging stuff and the work is decent, though I haven't kept at it for all that long.

Really all I want to do is geek out with other fans, but haven't had much luck. Any tips? I feel like I'm at a loss.

Hobbit anon from a couple weeks ago

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, if you remember, I'm that anon who asked "Should I watch the Hobbit movies?" a while ago in the GC. I watched all three of them now.

So:

An Unexpected Journey: I liked it a lot, not nearly as good as any of the LOTR movies, but had a lot of scenes I REALLY liked, especially Bilbo and the dwarves before the journey, Gandalf and Galadriel, and Bilbo and Gollum and finding the ring. The last one really did the book scene justice and also did it with a different foreshadowing twist with the ring. And I really liked the more substantial characterization and pathos for the dwarves and their quest, especially Thorin. They weren't particular noticeable characters in the book and Thorin wasn't very sympathetic in the book at all, which I didn't MIND because it wasn't the point of the book but it was very nice to see that changed for the movie.

Desolation of Smaug: Ehhhh, okay? I really liked all the Smaug and Bilbo stuff and the parts with Bard, and Thranduil was the fabbest of the fab even if he wasn't really how he was in the book, but there was a lot of padding, most of which wasn't even the fun kind of characterization-building padding from the first movie, and I was sort of boggled that they managed to stretch such a small amount of plot into such a long movie. Also wtf was Legolas even doing in the movie? He had no reason to be in it at all. Mind you I like Legolas a lot so this isn't because I don't like him as a character.

Battle of Five Armies: WTF. No seriously, wtf WAS that? How did anyone possibly think that 2.5 hour stretch of droning battle footage and special effects and fucking Alfrid constituted a movie that was suitable for distribution and release? And...not even that, what made it 100x worse was that it was punctuated by some REALLY good stuff. Like, that acorn scene, the standoff between the armies before the orcs showed up and then the dwarves and elves uniting without having to even discuss it, Thorin's death scene (which was AMAZING), Bilbo's interference and attempts to bring some sanity into the picture because everyone else had lost their minds...there were some little moments of the movie that were SO on point, conveyed the sense of the idiocy and futility and self-perpetuating mess of war SO well, almost to a Bridge on the River Kwai's "Madness! Madness!!" level -- and then not two minutes later was whiplashing into fucking video-game-shoot-em-up level of showoffy bullshit. YOU CAN'T DO THAT KUHJHDGUFGYDUKJKDSKJSKJ how could anyone think that was remotely okay to do goddddddddd.

The good bits of DoS and BOFA could have been edited together into one movie and still have time to spare tbh.

What color are your eyes?

[(Anonymous)]

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What eye color are you most attracted to?

[(Anonymous)]

companion thread to the above

Characters You Grew To Like

[(Anonymous)]

Either you hated them or were indifferent to them at first but slowly you grew to like them; who are they and what changed your mind?

Inspired by 1

[(Anonymous)]

People who find it easy to create characters, how do you go about it? What's your process?

Is it rude to assume that someone is straight?

[(Anonymous)]

DATA: 96.6% of adults identified as straight, 1.6% identified as gay or lesbian, and 0.7% identified as bisexual. The remaining 1.1% of adults identified as “something else[]" [0.2%,] stated “I don’t know the answer[]" [0.4%] or refused to provide an answer [0.6%].

Knowing that most people is straight and only 3.3% of the population is gay or bi or other, is it wrong to assume people are straight unless they explicitly say it?

From a statistically point the view the answer is clearly no, but things aren't that simple. What do you think?

Characters you grew to hate

[(Anonymous)]

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Favorite pokemon of each type

[(Anonymous)]

If you had to just pick one from each type, which ones are your favorite?

You don't have to list one for every single type, but no MORE than one of each type!

What's a food you like that you don't have access to?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm hungry.

Why is Laith Ashley so hot?

[(Anonymous)]

Mmf.

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1 introvert is worth 100 extroverts

[(Anonymous)]

Donkey Punch

[(Anonymous)]

Is a Donkey punch an assault or a sexual assault? Assuming the sex is consensual, but the punch is not.

Favorite Battle Scene

[(Anonymous)]

What's your favorite battle scene in a fictional work?

You can list multiple ones for different mediums, like movie vs book vs comics or something like that.

By "battle" I mean something with a large number of combatants, not just a handful of main characters or one-on-one, though it could be a large number of combatants against a single or a small handful of superpowerful opponent(s) I guess.

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Games thread!